danielleosaurus-rex:

noonecanresistmyschweddyballs:

alexleefitz:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

Jesus Christ.

oh my god

Good.

AIDS is still real though, guys.

dearcoquette:

ive been dating this girl for over a year now and have found over time that she has slept with way more dudes than i thought. she also took my virginity. i cant help but feel like this imbalance is eating away at me. got any words of advice?

I’ve got plenty of words of advice, but you’re an idiot and nothing I say will stop your male ego from eventually destroying your relationship so that you can add a few notches to your bedpost. That’s fine, though. She can do better, and you need some time to fuck around and figure out what’s important.

In the meantime, start using capital letters. Your shit is lazy.

Dooooo it.

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