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		<title>Search Terms For This Blog 3/8/10</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sometimes? I Make Pictures.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 07:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oscars 2010



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		<title>Here&#8217;s The Thing, Guys.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 05:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve got seven lengthy e-mails sitting in my GMail Draft Box. I don&#8217;t check my listed account as often as I probably should and I&#8217;ve received some really, really wonderful e-mails that I need to acknowledge. Seriously. One took my breath away. So, thank you for that. You do know who you are.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve got seven lengthy e-mails sitting in my GMail Draft Box. I don&#8217;t check my listed account as often as I probably should and I&#8217;ve received some really, really wonderful e-mails that I need to acknowledge. Seriously. One took my breath away. So, thank you for that. You do know who you are.</p>
<p>No. Not you. No. Not&#8230; no. You. Yes. That one. You. Yeah, good. Thanks.</p>
<p>I also have several draft posts; one about my future as an Olympian, one about dogs, one about the time I found out I was allergic to cilantro, and one about the time where I said the one thing that you don&#8217;t say at a funeral.</p>
<p>And they&#8217;re all just sitting there.</p>
<p>So, I&#8217;m sorry. And I can&#8217;t offer some lame excuse about being really busy. Even though I am. But I&#8217;m also restless. And maybe a little lazy. No good can come of such a mix.</p>
<p>Working on it. Working on me. Working on a daydream. Working for the weekend.</p>
<p>I need more allowance. Yodel ay he who.</p>
<p>Why? Because I do.</p>
<p>Okay. Soon. Bye. </p>
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		<title>A Poll!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I Don&#8217;t Even Know.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:32:51 +0000</pubDate>
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Aw, mannnn.
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<p>Aw, mannnn.</p>
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